Monday 10 February 2014

How I get up in the morning

How to be me in the morning:

-Step 1 your phone alarm is supposed to go off but it never does because its always out of battery so you will get up when your mum wakes your up and then walk out your bedroom door like a zombie

-Step 2 so after you walk out the door you trip up every possible thing you can trip up on and then walk towards the shower

-Step 3 get out of the shower and go put some deodorant on but not lynx because if you have to be me your practically alergic  to it 

-Step 4 after you put on the deodorant  walk over to the kitchen trip up again and get a short pointless breakfast like drink out of the milk bottle then pack your lunch witch will have to be like one thing that you will eat all of it at morning tea and starve the rest of the day

Step 5 pack your bag and go out the door still half asleep and walking like a zombie all that was when your mum was lying around in bed being lazy not helping you one bit

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