Story of Oliver

Once there was a guy named Oliver and he really liked old shoes and fedoras people always bullied him for that but he was a nice person deep inside he can turn into the hulk known as the fedora hulk who only wears fedoras and old shoes when he is a hulk. Once at a time when he went to school he found a dumpster full of old shoes fedora's and some socks he get 89 pairs of socks 59 pairs of fedoras and 27 pairs of old shoes when he put on the shoes and socks he ran very fast and then after that he put on the fedora and he started flying and he took it off and fell in a dumpster full of radioactive toxic waste after that he started glowing and he turned into the hulk then he put his fedora back on and started flying again he flew into the city to rob a second hand clothes shop. When he went into the clothes store and said to the counter lady in a very low and loud hulk voice "CA N YOUUU PLEASE GET ME SWOME CLOTHES FOR A FREEEEE PRIIIICE" "yes sir we can, but they wont fit you." the lazy lady says "OKKAAAAAY I DONT CAAARE" "ok this will take only a few thousand hours". Two weeks later a helecopter had a giant barrel full of old clothes and equipment ladys and mens and kids size "here you go" says the helecopter "THANK YOUUU, I WILL BE GOIN NOW." the fedora hulk also known as Oliver ran out the door.... "wait why did I give him all those clothes??!!, OI YOU MATE COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BUGGA" Oliver ran and ran back to his dumpster and turned back into a normal human "yay" says Oliver "my dream has come true!" and then he lived happily ever after..... just kidding he gets eaten by a giant demented duck and dies.... of childhood obesity.

Miss cambells eye

the teacher has asked us to pretend we are her and pretend we are chatting with him

Miss C: Docter i have looked in my eye and it looks like its bleeding under my eyelid it doesn't hurt and it isn't irritating

Docter: It looks like its bleeding in the subconjunctival hemorrhage which is basicly a fancy word for bleeding under the eye uncontrollably

Miss C: What could have caused it

Docter: It could have been cause by rubbing the eye or constant sneezing or coughing, have you been doing that latley?

Miss C: Actually yes i had the flu earlier so i have been coughing and sneezing

Docter: Then that might be the case

Miss C: Then how do i treat it

Docter: If you dont rub it and leave it alone for a few days or a week then it will slowly go away but if it gets worse your welcome to come back

Questions

Kia Kaha Revision

What are the characteristics of a bully:

Physical bully: Strong, dominate, obnoxious mental problems (ADHD) large scale, low academic skill, low self esteam (sometimes) problems at home. qaqq

Verbal bully: Try hard, popular, arrogant, obnoxious, Doughebaggy, spoilt, sometimes cyber bully,

What are the characteristics of a victim:
Small, quiet, depressed, lonely, harder worker, sensitive, weak, maybe the oposite of all that because the bullies might be jealous

Cup speakers

Cup speakers

Today the class went to some fun science experiments and we had to choose our favourite one my favourite one was the cup speakers what you do is you wet a sponge and you rub it on a string attached to a cup and then it would sound like a loud duck 

Mary Anning Questions

1. What did she do

2. When was she born

3. When did she die

4. How did she die

5. When did her dog die

6. Why was she and her family so poor

7. Where did she die

8. What religion was she

9. What was her religion about

10. How old was she when she died

Wildoy Visits Tauranga Intermediate

On Friday at assembly a person who has been walking around New Zealand came to our school.

Why did he visit Tauranga Intermediate and why did he start walking across New Zealand?
Because it's the biggest school in the Southern Hemisphere, and he was getting himself into trouble at school and at home, and also he is raising for charity
Who is he?
An adventurer named Brandon.
What is he doing?
He is walking around New Zealand to find out what life is.
Where is he going?
Around New Zealand near the shores.
When did he start?
1 year and 5 months ago.